Friday, September 08, 2006

Three men die and go to heaven the same day. They get to the gates of heaven and are greeted by an angel.

The angel says to them, "Congratulations you have been accepted into Heaven. Each of you will be given a vehicle to drive around in heaven, based on how loyal you were to your spouses."

The angel says to the 1st man, "How loyal were you to your wife ?"

The 1st man responds, "I never cheated on her ever."

The angel says, "Our records show this to be true."

The first man is given a Mercedes Benz (fully loaded.)

The angel asks the same question to the 2nd man, the 2nd man responds, "I've only cheated on her two times and came clean on the matters to my wife."

The angel checks his records and finds this to be true and gives the 2nd man a Honda Accord (not fully loaded, no spare tire, no tape player, no A/C, and vinyl interior.)

The angel asks the same of the 3rd man question too. The 3rd man responds, " I have cheated on my wife only one time, "I kissed another woman, that was all."

The angel verifies his records and gives him a beat-up Volkswagen Bug (no A/C, no heat, no windows, no spare tire, no radio, and no back seat, and the back bumper is missing.)

Two months pass by and by sheer coincidence all three men run into each other while waiting at a red traffic signal. The 1st man driving the Mercedes Benz is burst into tears and looks like a mess from crying.

The 2nd and 3rd man are wondering what could possibly be wrong. They are thinking; (He's got the nice fully loaded car, he's in heaven, what could possibly be wrong ?)

Curiosity is burning them up inside, so the 2nd man rolls down his windows and both (2nd and 3rd man) ask the 1st man, "What is bothering you so much ?"

 The 1st man replies, "I just passed my wife... She was on a skateboard !!"



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