A Penguin was driving through Texas one day when he started having car trouble. Luckily he was just going through a small town, so he stopped at the local service station to have the problem checked out by a professional.

When his turn came to be serviced he asked the mechanic how long it was going to take. The mechanic replied that it would take an hour or more. The penguin then asked if there was a Quik Stop or 7-11 around. Sure, right down the street replied the mechanic.

So the penguin waddled down to the store to hang out in the frozen food section, eat vanilla ice cream and frozen fish sticks, and scope the babe-age.

After an hour or so of this the penguin waddled back up to the service station, just in time to see his car coming down off the rack and the mechanic walking back to the restroom.

Sir, inquired the penguin, did you find the trouble with my car?

Son, replied the mechanic, with a deep Texas drawl, it looks like you blew a seal.

No, said the Penguin, embarrassedly wiping his face, that's just vanilla ice cream.




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