"Seen my new secretary?" asked Cletus.

Yeah," his buddy Earl-Bob replied," she's gorgeous."

Well, she's a Robot, the latest model from Japan."

Jeez, that's amazing! What can she do?"

If you squeeze her left tit, she takes dictation. If you squeeze her right tit, she types 185 wpm for you. And when you screw her it feels better than the real thing."

Sounds perfect."

I got hurt once, though."

How?"

Well," Cletus grimaced, "let's just say I didn't know her ass was a pencil sharpener.."



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