Tuesday, July 29, 2008

One Fine Day

One day, long, long ago...... there lived a woman who did not whine, nag or bitch.


But this was a long time ago.......and it was just that one day.

The End

Tuesday, July 01, 2008

Humour - Fresh Water

Fresh Water

A man is cupping his hand to scoop water from a highland stream in Scotland.

The gamekeeper spots him and shouts, 'Dinnae drink thon water min, it's foo o' coo's shite n pish.'

The man replies, 'my good fellow, I'm English ... repeat that in English.'

The gamekeeper replies, 'I said use both hands - you get more that way.'

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