Letter of complaint to Rexona
 
  I wish to complain - the instructions on your deodorant were very  misleading.

  I followed your instructions on a stick of deodorant to the letter:

  'Take Off Top, Push Up Bottom', and was left semi-naked in some not inconsiderable pain. And it didn't help my perspiring.

  Now I understand my error, but it's time that the writers of these instructions take responsibility for the resulting actions. The slogan on the front  - 'Sure Wont Let You Down', was correct, I was unable to sit down all morning.



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