10 Characteristics of the Company Car

* Accelerates at a phenomenal rate.

* Has a much shorter braking distance than the private car.

* Can take speed humps at twice the speed of private cars.

* The battery, radiator water, oil and tires never have to be checked.

* It can be driven up to 60 miles with the oil warning light flashing.

* It needs cleaning less often than private cars.

* The suspension is reinforced to allow for the weekend loads of bricks, concrete slabs and other building material.

* Unusual and alarming engine noises are easily eliminated by turning up the radio.

* It needs no security system and may be left anywhere, unlocked and with the keys in the ignition.

* It is especially sand and waterproofed for barbeques and fishing expeditions on remote beaches.


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" We've got a nation of people who have one eye looking out for the next speed camera, another looking for a speed limit sign and another looking at the speedometer — which is a bit of a shame, when you only have two eyes. -Paul Smith "

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